I mean some times I go in with greasy coveralls, sometimes all cleaned up....Is it because of my friendly banter, and talking like you would if you are near a running turbine engine?
I mean they had a new guy at Pep-boys behind the counter, and he asked me how's it going? I said in my perfectly loud voice announcing casually to the world "JUST CRAPPY". He turned RED....awe...
I told him I didn't have any problems with him waiting on me, he just better not give me the wrong part.
So... while he grabbed a set of Bosch plat 2's, and threw them on the counter, as he was going to get a set of Bosch wires...
I noticed that one of the plugs had a different number?
When he asked me if there was anything else? I said " The correct parts would be nice?" He said "You have the correct parts." I replied in my very loud voice, "Didn't I tell you that you had better not give me the wrong part? "Look at the plugs and tell me which ones are correct and which ones are not correct? "
Bought that time the Manager walks up, from behind, and listens He is a great guy, trust me... He gives me as good as I give him.
The counter newbie says, "Dude. they are correct , you don't have to be so rude, man.." To which I replied in a LOUD LOUD voice, similar I have been told is equal to God Speaking to Noah "Let me first tell you , I am not a MAN, nor a DUDE, you call customers SIR or MAM, I am not a DUDE, sir and you will treat me with the respect that my monies are accustomed to, I pay for your salary with my purchases so show me respect that I deserve. IF you would have taken the time to see that one of the plugs has the improper part number when you pulled them instead of saying "they are correct" We wouldn't be having this conversation now would we?"
He said, "Du...Sir I am sorry, they must have been on the shelf wrong." Then he as red as the light at the end of the track, quickly very quickly got me the right plug.
"Would there be anything else, Ma...sir?"
"No that will be all, thank you."
Jimmy the Manager was behind the guy the whole time grinning like a pig eating shit......
"I said Jimmy it isn't your fault, that he never was taught manners, that is beyond your and my control but I tell you what, he will remember me, and how to talk to customers."
Jimmy said "No doubt you left your impression on this young man.." To whit I replied, "You reckon?" At least my kid, all say YES or No, and Mam or Sir behind every one....
