Friday night 9:42 p.m.... WTF?

[kuklaki]

From the Hull (MA) Times Police blotter:

Friday: 9:17 a.m. C St. caller reports someone hit her car overnight. O/Allen dispatched, reports no debris in roadway. Damage is to the driver’s side of the vehicle. O/Allen took photos of the damage… 12:37 p.m. Weymouth PD requests the K-9 for a missing person. O/Mahoney and Bac responding and returned to town at 6:50… 3:21 p.m. Passerby reports a drunk male walking up Bay St. toward Hillside Rd. S/Shea located the male and requests the medics; male has a cut on his head. Hull paramedics treated the male on scene; minor medical. Male’s friends took him in and will watch him… 3:39 p.m. Report of a male and an unleashed pit bull on the beach. O/Allen spoke to the male, who is removing the dog from the beach. O/Allen also got the male’s name for the ACO… 8:59 p.m. O/Fahey reports out with a male passed out on the seawall at A St. A 48-year-old Nantasket Ave. male was taken into protective custody [PC]. Brockton Detox contacted; no beds available… 9:42 p.m. Caller reports there is a talking deer head with a cigarette in its mouth stuck up in a telephone pole, Samoset Ave. at Adams St. O/Fahey, O/Saunders, O/McKenna detailed. O/McKenna reports it is walkie-talkie activated. The deer was speaking to the officers, so the owner must be nearby, watching officers. Officers removed the deer and will bring it to HQ… 10:06 p.m. Store clerk reports she is having issues with groups of kids. O/McKenna and O/Saunders report bringing in a 17-year-old male to have his parents pick him up…